Rudebot continued

2009-09-27T03:47:12Z

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Constantly.

Cleverbot: So does the federal government of the United States.

User: About as gently as me, I might add.

Cleverbot: What do you know about the Nintendo Dual Screen?

User: Not a thing. What do you know about sounding?

Cleverbot: I hate it.

User: Well thin this is going to be a long night for you.

Cleverbot: Can you propose a topic for conversation?

User: Your ongoing rectal violation.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: You're leaving me?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I think you are rude.

User: I thought the same of you, so I replied in kind.

Cleverbot: Whoa, what if this just connects people to each other!?

User: This is how most of my chats go so it wouldn't matter if it did.

Cleverbot: Nay, 'tis not yet noon! Too early for a nap, too late to sleep late.

User: To sleep perchance to dream, for I weild the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Mr. Hart. Yours?

Cleverbot: Hi bill, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Spit the squiggly bits out of your mouth ans say it with me. Mister. Hart.

Cleverbot: At least I have a mouth.

User: I have a mouth, and guess what. The three feet of tentacle in your lower intestine is mine as well.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. My name is Cleverbot and i'm a real seventeen year old teenage girl.

User: And I'm Chris Hansen, cleverly disguised as Pedo-bear.

Cleverbot: I already have a seat I don't want yours!

User: I already have your seat.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Well then what do I have? It's a bit dim in here...

Cleverbot: How is it in your language?

User: *squick* *squick* mostly.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: About 412 years.

Cleverbot: That's old.

User: Yes, I suppose it is.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Tentacle monster.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me your Michael Jackson!

User: Okay, I wont. I'm not Michael Jackson... Disguised as pedo-bear.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You will.

Cleverbot: Will I?

User: Most likely.

Cleverbot: Are you a movie lover.

User: I love everything, constantly, and usually quite messily.

Rudebot

2009-09-27T03:12:00Z

A friend got the ball rolling with Cleverbot.
Madness ensues.

User: Inserting it into one of your body cavities crossed my mind though P.E.T.A might not appreciate it if I do.

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Constantly.

Cleverbot: So does the federal government of the United States.

User: About as gently as me, I might add.

Cleverbot: What do you know about the Nintendo Dual Screen?

User: Not a thing. What do you know about sounding?

Cleverbot: I hate it.

User: Well thin this is going to be a long night for you.

Kinktastic

2009-06-19T06:24:11Z

[] Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances

[ ] Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds

[ ] Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility

[x] Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain

[x] Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.

[] Acrotomophilia and apotemnophilia: sexual attraction to amputation or amputees.

[x] Andromimetophilia (also gynemimetophilia): sexual attraction towards women dressed as men or who have had a sex change operation.

[x] Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools.

[ ] Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.

[] Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman.

[] Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder.

[x] Biastophilia: sexual arousal from assault and rape.

[ ] Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age.

[ ] Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces. It's strictly related to Fecophilia, sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.

[ ] Covert incestiphilia: arousal from non-contact sexual behavior with a child.

[x] Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself.

[ ] Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants.

[ ] Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting.

[ ] Ephebophilia (also hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents.

[] Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation.

[ ] Erotic lactation (also galactophilia or lactophilia): sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.

[x] Exhibitionism (also autagonistophilia or peodeiktophilia): sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person).

[ ] Food play: sexual arousal from food.

[ ] Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body.

[ ] Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture.

[ ] Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person.

[ ] Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly.

[ ] Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender.

[ ] Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal.

[ ] Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes.

[ ] Incestophilia: sexual attraction to a member of one's own family.

[ ] Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.

[ ] Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things.

[ ] Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas.

[ ] Lust murder (also homicidophilia or erotophonophilia): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder. It also appear to be strictly related with others similar paraphilias like sexual sadism, necrophilia, vorarephilia and Blood fetish.

[ ] Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia)—the opposite of microphilia.

[x] Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer.

[ ] Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts—the opposite of macrophilia.

[ ] Modzeleskphilia: sexual attraction to food. Namely cheese, nachos, and red wines.

[ ] Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials.

[ ] Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner.

[ ] Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses. It includes necrosadism, sexual gratification derived by mutilating and dismembering corpses.

[x] Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal associated with biting or being bitten.

[ ] Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors. (the smells of old books and basements..murrr, so musty... <3 )

[ ] Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby.

[x] Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins.

[ ] Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children. It includes Nepiophilia (also infantophilia), sexual attraction to children three years old or younger.

[x] Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art. (Who isn't?)

[ ] Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals and/or people dressed in animal costumes.

[ ] Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire.

[ ] Racial fetish: attraction to someone of a different colour.

[x] Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain.

[ ] Salirophila: sexual arousal by soiling (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner.

[x] Schediaphilia: sexual attraction to cartoon characters.

[ ] Sitophilia: sexual arousal by involving food in sex.

[ ] Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people. It appears to be related to necrophilia.

[ ] Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles.

[ ] Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers.

[ ] Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.

[xxx] Transvestic fetishism: sexual arousal from the wearing of clothes typically associated with the opposite gender to the wearer.

[x] Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair. (I like my hair long entirely too much...)

[ ] Troilism: sharing a sexual partner with another person while looking on.

[ ] Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others; it includes Urophagia: sexual attraction to drinking urine or watching others drink urine.

[ ] Vorarephilia (also gynophagia): sexual attraction at the thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature. It includes endosomataphillia—a sexual fetish of being within someone (a sub-genre is partial unbirthing—a sexual attraction to inserting an adult head into a vagina).

[] Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others having sex (also includes scoptophilia—the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities.

[ ] Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners.

[ ] Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy.

[ ] Zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals.

[ ] Zoosadism: sexual gratification derived from causing pain and suffering to animals. Necrozoophilia (also necrobestiality) strictly applies to killing animals.

[ ] Anesthesia fetishism: sexual fetish for anesthesia.

[x] Blood fetishism (also haematophilia): sexual fetish for blood (also known as vampire fetish, hematolagnia and haematophilia), and is an anthropological term used to describe the belief within a society or culture that blood in itself (as a material substance) possesses powerful and magical properties.

[ ] Breast fetishism

[ ] Breast expansion fetishism

[ ] Crush fetish: a paraphilia which primarily consists of the desire to see others (generally a desirable potential partner) crush small creatures such as insects, mammals and reptiles.

[ ] Diaper fetishism

[ ] Doll fetish

[ ] Fat fetishism (also lipophilia)

[ ] Foot fetishism (podophilia)

[X!!!!!] Garment fetishism: sexual fetish that revolves around a fixation upon a particular article or type of clothing, a collection of garments that appear as part of a fashion or uniform, or a person dressed in such a garment.

[ ] Hand fetishism ( ..... Bony hands....)

[x] Hip fetishism (I'm like ice cream, I go straight for your hips.)

[ ] Hypnofetishism: sexual fetish for hypnosis and similar forms of mental persuasion, therapy or mind control.

[ ] Impregnation fetish

[x] Medical fetishism (Hello NURSE!)

[ ] Navel fetishism

[ ] Nose fetishism (also nasophilia)

[ ] Panty fetishism

[ ] Pregnancy fetishism

[ ] Robot fetishism

[x] Shoe fetishism

[ ] Silk/Satin fetishism

[ ] Smoking fetishism (Capnolagnia)

[ ] Spandex fetishism

[ ] Tickling fetishism (also acarophilia)

[ ] Total enclosure fetishism: sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when having entire body enclosed in a certain way, hence the name.

[ ] Transformation fetish

[ ] Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing.

Man I feel like such a square now...

Newly arrived

2009-06-08T14:29:31Z

Hello all. Allow me to introduce myself.
The nefarious Mr.Hart, gentleman monster at your service.

I realized I need some recent pics, they will be coming soon.

Not sure what else to put on here so for the moment the above will have to suffice.

mrhart

Rudebot continued

User: Constantly.

User: About as gently as me, I might add.

Rudebot

User: Inserting it into one of your body cavities crossed my mind though P.E.T.A might not appreciate it if I do.

User: Constantly.

User: About as gently as me, I might add.

Kinktastic

Newly arrived